Congratulations, your subscription box of life has arrived — and it’s packed with Anxiety, Self-Doubt, and a sprinkle of Existential Dread! 

Slap this sticker on your laptop, water bottle, or journal to announce to the world: “Yes, I am a walking parcel of chaos, but at least I’m cute about it.” Equal parts unhinged and relatable, this design makes the perfect gag gift for anyone who copes with dread by adding confetti. 🎉

Product Features

• Size: 3" x 3"

• Kiss-cut design for smooth, bubble-free application

• Glossy finish for scratch resistance & shine

• Made with 100% durable vinyl and strong adhesive

• White backing for bold color pop

• Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more

Care Instructions

• Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth

• Apply only to clean, smooth surfaces

• Indoor use recommended